TOASTY!

We're not sure how this fascination with Aliens came about.  Maybe it was from the recent declassified report of unexplained UFO sightings.  Or maybe it was our abduction onboard alien spacecraft just a few toasty nights ago.  A buddy had brought over a case of jammy Inzanity Zin for a barbecue in my backyard. A few hours into it, we were blinded by intense bright lights emanating from above. 

Suddenly, we could feel our bodies lift and float skyward!  The mothership was calling us!  Our bottles were immediately confiscated and we could sense the exuberant delight as our captors drank the wine.  That's all we really remember from that point on.  It must have really happened because when we woke up, the bottles were missing and our wine glasses empty.  This true story and more in the PINOT ENVY collection!